How to speak German

Posted on 14. Jan, 2011

First, push play and then pause to get the buttons for playback options. Choose 1080p or 720p on the player for it to look decent. If your computer is slower, it will have a hard time playing the larger sizes, though.

Choose a good resolution

Choose your 3D methodIf you don’t have glasses and want to watch it in 2D or a different 3D way, click the button that says “3D” on the player and choose the top option that says “(change…)”. Then you can choose what way to view it.

For 2D, I would recommend choosing the “no glasses” option, and then choosing “left only” when you come back to the player. If you are good at the Magic Eye books, you can choose the “no glasses” option and then choose “parallel” when you come back to the video.

This is a German song that I translated to what it sounds like in English. It’s also my first stereoscopic 3D project. Then I drew pictures of the phrases. Here’s the lyrics as I hear them:

Dare Let’s Attack (Der Letzte Tag)

Zeus a marker schick
Fish would listen from free Newton
Asbestos clock who can move
The tortoise say let’s attack
Tube socks mama just shopped a bloom
Lick the Bach
Douse and glower, hit me
Fergie sued China park
On your bettin’ hawk and then what’s the President sweet then?
This is choir bunty bet falsing in Knick knee gate
Odor veer name, how for next visit a drone, hay
Mutt full ice can, man from home showed us parodies then
Let the shell stretch spoon in Acapulco
Stripe or snail, uber baby?
On-star mission’s pulled
Let’s fact, mission flag
That’s so Ken Star speed some took
Stealie gilly obsessing the pussy curl again their knock
Lost some swish from mom expression, for to convince Ms. Lettin
Bind the salad sink eye
Can he zone for guessing less?
It’s tongue visor tartar flossing
Sharpen your “Zort” impression
Room for zoot in Dish Town
I’m a set cock and sue truffle

Hay!
Shake Baby, Baby Shake
Short sleeved shirt and vest
Shake baby baby shake
Presumes that him will often calm Fred

Alice is see noob a zoo so come on get your diner hung
“Doo ish” all the time, submit them working on a van
Dish mice we lets the heist champagne your party um LAN
All in a pool ronch London bet-n-run

(I did memorize, but cut out the second verse because I just figured it would be too long.)

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5 Responses to “How to speak German”

  1. Name

    14. Jan, 2011

    i’ve never been more angry about not owning a pair of 3D glasses.

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  2. Stephanie

    14. Jan, 2011

    you are really talented.

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  3. Andy Waits

    14. Jan, 2011

    I want the 3D glasses concession.

    But any way you see it, eine weitere tolle Video in einer Serie.

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  4. Name Aunt Sybel

    14. Jan, 2011

    Hysterical and brilliant. Love the babies.

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  5. Name mike simps

    16. Jan, 2011

    your all nuts! lol

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